and so starts my career as a world's strongest man competitor

I pulled a plane today. A big 737 plane. With 19 coworkers, yes, but I'm pretty sure I was the one actually pulling the plane. Check out my form:

Well, sadly, our team came in last place. Hard to believe I know, after looking at all those body builders in the photo here, but tis true. Our time was about 9 seconds. However, we were #2 in terms of money raised for the Special Olympics, so doesn't that really make us the big winners of the day?