Sunday, December 5, 2010

week #49

Unless you're with a group of more than 4 people, I always suggest sitting at the bar when you go out. Not only do you usually not have to wait for a table, but you get the same drinks and meal that you could have gotten sitting down, but you're not at that pretentious table that makes other people not want to join your conversation. You will also most likely -- if you are a personable person such as myself -- miss out on free drinks. Yes, I know you end up "paying" for them in the end, but somehow tipping a bartender 35% doesn't seem much like paying for free shots, laughs, a show, and making you feel welcome in an establishment.

This is all theoretical of course.

Jingle Jogs. Lucky Chengs. Holiday shops. Chris Rock. Christmas. New Year's. All new things past and future, but I don't feel like talking about them anymore. Rest assured, I'm finishing out the year with newness, and I'll probably even blog the last three times of the year, but I think come January 1, 2011, I'm out blog. Good night.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

week #48

I'm giving up Facebook for the foreseeable future. If you know me, you know that I'm not really a huge fan of social media. Aside from the annoyance of knowing every boring detail of a person's life, ("I don't want to go to work today." "I have softball after work." "I hate Mondays." "Yay, my significant other is coming over." etc. etc.) my knowledge of grammar and spelling make it nearly impossible for me to enjoy status updates. (I swear if I see one more "your so cute" instead of "you're" I might throw my computer at something.) Those are just small pet peeves. Really, I think I mainly want to give up Facebook because it's not fun anymore, in fact, sometimes it just makes me unhappy.

I think it's the same reason why I really don't care for blogs. What ever happened to talking to people? Ya know, calling someone up, meeting out for a meal or a drink, having an actual face-to-face conversation? If you have a funny story that you want to blog about, why don't you just tell me about it. Then I'll be able to hear the inflection of your voice, see your arms wildly moving about, and see your facial expressions. And at the same time, you'll be able to see my reaction to your story right there in real time!

I'm not naive enough to say I'll never go back on Facebook. And I'm not canceling my account or anything. I'm just going to give it up for a while.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

week #47

Why hello Saturday evening in front of the computer. I feel like hell. I had to get groceries today, and it was all I could do to pick up a random mishmash of things that can be eaten. (Definitely not a meal -- sweet potatoes, cheese, pasta noodles, cereal, chocolate.) I find shopping in New York to be daunting. The aisles are so skinny and the shelves go all the way to the ceiling. It's never not crowded so I always feel like I'm in someone's way and I never get to really survey the shelves for the best product or price. It's definitely NOT like Giant Eagle. Now I'm back home feeling like I might be in bed by 8 p.m. tonight.

This week is Thanksgiving, (I'm running a turkey trot that morning -- gobble gobble!), and it's almost December, only a few weeks left in my year of new things. Let's reflect for a moment...
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thinking
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remember that time?
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contemplating
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sighing
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It's been a long year, and I don't feel like my year of new things actually was that impressive. Not that it was meant to be. I guess I just thought this year would end with one of those Eat, Pray, Love kind of "ah-ha" moments where everything becomes clear and I am this new person. I feel like the same ol' me. I guess I do have some interesting experiences. One of the big things I'm thinking about now that 2011 is coming up, is do I continue this blog? Is anyone reading it anyway? I could continue to chronicle my adjustments to New York life, but am I really conceited enough to think this is interesting? Decisions. Decisions.

Monday, November 15, 2010

i like parties

So, the other night, I was offered drugs at a bar... at least I think so. I was sitting there, drinking a Sam Adams, when the 50-ish man to my left started chatting to me. We exchanged pleasantries -- name, job, etc. A few minutes in to our superficial conversation, he asks me, "Do you like to party?"

-- pause --

I am from a small town. I have no clue how to navigate the drug scene. I've never been offered drugs before, except some pot in college. I'm really "street" smart in a lot of ways, but no matter how many times I watch Blow, I'm never going to be a hip to the whole culture. I'll probably never be hip either, especially if I keep using the word "hip."

-- continue --

So he asks me if I like to "party." Not for a second thinking it was anything but asking if I like to go out, I say, "Oh yah, sure. Mainly just on the weekends -- gotta get up early for work, ya know." He replies, "Well, it is the weekend, do you want to party?" And then it dawns on me. Ooooooh, PARTY. I'm an idiot. I whisper to my friend who I was out with, "He means like coke, right?" She nods. I mumble some answer to Mr. Partier that I've been out since that afternoon and have to get up early, but thanks so much anyway.

HAH. What a night. I can't wait to tell this story to my friend James, because I'm sure his response is going to be, "Why didn't you take him up on his offer?!?" Either way, I count it as a right of passage.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

rockettes and russian prostitutes

Damn you Rockettes and your infectious holiday cheer! Here it is 60 degrees out in mid-November and I have got the Christmas spirit. Where's my snow? Where are the twinkly lights? The red Macy's bags and window displays?

The Rockette's were awesome. I think if I had been a child in New York, my dream would be to become a Rockette when I grew up. The precision dancing was fantastic. The high kicks. The synchronization. Amazing! And it was all so spectacularly New York. I think I sat through the whole show grinning like a 5-year-old. Although that could have been the spiked hot chocolate I was drinking... who knows.

After the show, I took my friend who was in from out of town out to the Russian Samovar for drinks. It's right across from the Russian Vodka Room, which we walked into, but it was packed and we couldn't get a drink, so we walked across the street to the Russian Samovar thinking it would be pretty much the same thing. Well, it wasn't. Let's just say the RVR is more for tourists, and the RS is for Russians. We walked in and sat down at the bar, and people all around us were actually speaking Russian. Now, let me take a minute to say that I could never pass for a Russian. I have super pale skin and red hair. I look Irish, and nothing but Irish. My friend though, has dark, dark hair and could probably pass for an expat from any number of countries, but since we were walking into a Russian bar, the guy next to her almost immediately started talking to her in Russian.

We had a laugh about the language thing, and he spoke fine English with an accent. We were all introduced, food was passed around as were drinks. (Lots and lots of vodka shots.) There was an older man (probably 60) named Boris drinking with his younger friend (probably mid-thirties) named Misha on one side of us, and an American named Chris with his Russian friend named Phil on the other side of us (both probably in their mid-twenties). We were laughing, having a good time, and shots were being passed around, and then things started to get weird.

First, let me just say, that Boris did not speak much english and was often whispering to his friend Misha, who kept assuring us, that all he was saying was how lovely were were. Lovely. Enchanting. I also asked Misha what he did for a living, to which he responded, "oh, odd jobs, this and that. I would say I'm an audience of life." Interesting answer Mike. They couldn't have all been more nice. Hugs all around. Cheers. But I started to think that maaaaaaybe we were going to be sold into Russian prostitution. Well, at least, maybe my friend was. Or perhaps, they already thought she was a Russian prostitute, which was why they were being so nice. Maybe this bar was a Russian mob hang out, and Misha's odd jobs were "fixing things" and we were about to become an episode of Law and Order: SVU.

Then, my thoughts were semi-confirmed when we took a shot with Phil (the Russian student studying in America) and he proceeded to take the shot and then accost my friend. Well... accost is a strong word. He tried to make out with her. She was trying to have none of it. We laughed awkwardly. Phil went outside for a minute and came back and gave my friend a $20 bill... for what, I don't know, but at that point we slapped it on the bar to pay for our share of drinks and "do svidaniya!"

Thursday, November 11, 2010

week #46

Home stretch. Let's talk about next week. Rockettes. Christmas Spectacular. Suck it world. This is going to be awesome. It's something I've always wanted to see. I couldn't be more excited. I also think I'm going to follow it up with a trip to the Russian Vodka Room. Happy holidays!

So many things happen to me every day that I want to tell you about, but I often forget. Like today. Something funny happened. I was all set to talk about it. Alas, I can't remember. Here's something else I've thought about recently though. I've decided the way to tell when I become a true New Yorker -- when I stop looking both ways before crossing the street. Almost all of the streets around my office are one way, and not particularly busy. Every time I saunter up to a crosswalk and look left-right-left, I just want to hit my forehead and say "doh." I wonder if parents in New York warn their kids from an early age to "look both ways before you cross the street." I have to think not.

I have a friend coming into town tomorrow. I can't find the pump for my air mattress, so I am blowing up a twin-sized aero bed the old fashioned way... by passing out. If I don't blog about how awesome the Rockettes were in the next few days, call for help, I'm probably halfway dead, and halfway done blowing this thing up.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

peter pan bakery makes me swoon

I'm ashamed to say how many doughnuts I ate while watching marathoners this morning. But man, they were sooooooo tasty. Light and fluffy and melt in your mouth delicious. The cream with chocolate sprinkles is amazing! I wish I would have taken a picture. They also have these delightful yeasty doughnuts topped with crumbled cake doughnuts. It's so wrong it's right. Just saying, if you're ever in Greenpoint, go to Peter Pan Bakery.

OH, and I left out the best part. The doughnuts are $0.95. LESS THAN A DOLLAR! So again, not saying how many I ate, just saying I took a ten spot with me and got plenty of change.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

week #45

Today I wandered through Central Park enjoying the sunny, brisk fall day. I'm no Ansel Adams, but I took some photos. It was a gorgeous day.




The other day I was on the subway heading to work. I was lucky enough to find a seat, but as we went along, the train was getting more crowded. A man and his two young kids got on -- a 9-ish year old boy, and a 5-ish year old girl. The woman next to me got up to let them sit, and the young girl climbed into her seat, and I started to get up to give up my seat as well, but both the boy and his dad said, "no, no, sit down." I asked if they were sure, and they insisted I keep my seat. The little girl next to me though, wasn't happy with that and said to me, "can you pleeeeaaaase let my dad sit down?" So I went to stand up again, but the man told me to sit back down, and said something to his daughter in Spanish. This happened a few more times. The girl trying to get me to get up, and the man telling me to stay put. I felt like a total jerk. So, the next time the little girl asks for her dad to sit, I said, "Your dad won't let me give up my seat." This seemed to resign her to the fact that we were sitting next to each other, so she figured she should get to know me.

"What's your name?" she asked.
"Carly."
"My name is Maria."
"Hi, Maria."
"What's your phone number?"
- pause -
"I can't give you my phone number."
"Why?"
"Because then you'll be calling me all the time."
"No I won't."
"Sorry."
"What's your name?"
"Carly."
"What's your phone number?"
- giggle -
"I'm not going to tell you."
"Why?"
"Because then you'll call me all the time."
"I like your hair."
"Thanks"
"I like your face."
"Um. Thanks."
"What's your name?"
"I already told you."
"I forget."
"Carly."

Continue this for at least 5 stops. Continually being asked for my name and phone number. Other people on the train were snickering, and Maria's father kept talking to her in Spanish. I assume telling her to be quiet. They eventually got off. Mr. Mom apologized profusely, but I told him it was fine. In fact, it really made my day.

Tomorrow is the New York City marathon. I am going to support the runners by going to Peter Pan Bakery in Greenpoint to nosh on a few doughnuts while I cheer on people exercising.

Hey, I like your face.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

happy halloween week #44

Last night... hmmm... was, I hate to say it, sort of lame. I hesitate to say that only because a group of people put a lot of time and effort into the Halloween at Woodlawn Cemetery tour, and it's not like it was terrible, I just think it was mis-advertised and a bit poorly executed. First, it wasn't scary at all. Not even spooky. Not creepy. Not even a little bit. You'd think, "Hey, I'm going to a cemetery at night, this is going to be freaky." But alas, that was not the case. The stories that were told at some of the grave sites were more along the lines of, "Here lies Bailey, of Barnum and Bailey. He died of a heart attack. He had $6 million dollars. Moving on." None of the stories were really that scary. Don't get me wrong. The cemetery is still really beautiful and interesting, but I feel like it might have been better held during the afternoon on any given day, than billed as a Halloween Cemetery tour led by flashlights.

Which brings me to my second point -- poor execution. I didn't have to sign a waiver or anything, so I guess that meant if I were to trip and fall over a headstone and hurt myself, they'd be liable. If that's not the case, I don't know why I was told every two minutes to "be careful" and "walk slowly." I am not exaggerating. Every. Two. Minutes. Maybe more often. I get it buddy, I get it. We were also a group of probably 100 or so people of all ages, so maybe that's why he kept repeating himself. I'm not sure, but it got annoying fast. Also, the size of the group was ridiculous. I had to reserve a spot for this, so I'm not sure why they didn't try to keep the numbers down, or send us out in two groups. Half of the time you couldn't hear the story that was being told, or see the grave that was being pointed out, because there was a herd of humans all trying to gather around. There were stragglers at every turn making the tour last longer than anticipated and made for a lot of waiting around.

All in all, I'd say it was a waste of my night. Again, I have to say, Woodlawn Cemetery is a beautiful place. It would be great to go during the daytime with just a small group and look at all of the extraordinary grave markers and learn a little history about past titans of New York. Just don't do the Halloween tour.

However, if you are looking for something fun to do in New York on Halloween, may I suggest riding the subway. People were hysterical. Costumes and debauchery galore. So happy Halloween everyone! I leave you with this.


Wednesday, October 27, 2010

week #44

I keep forgetting what I've written about and what I've been doing. I don't think I told you that last week (currently this week, I mean, next week doesn't start until Friday) I joined a book club I found on craigslist. Craigslist can be totally sketch, so I was slightly nervous about this. But, I was pretty sure that a book club posting is not the best way for a murderer to find potential victims. Come on, that's what the sex ads are for. Anyway, I joined a book club. All of the gals I met were super nice and welcoming, and I'm going back next month. Yay for reading. (Well, in all honesty, yay for drinking wine and eating cheese too. Both of which were things that were equally, if not more, important than book discussion.)

I just made my reservation for next week's new thing, so I'll tell you about it now. I didn't really have any Halloween plans, and I'm honestly not huge on dressing up, so I was planning on just staying in and watching a movie. But, plans change. I'm going on a creepy tour of Woodlawn Cemetery. OOooooOOOooo. I have to bring a flashlight because it's a spooky moonlit guided tour with tales of the horrors of the graves! (Insert evil Vincent Price laugh here.) I'm scared already. If I don't post next week, just assume I've been dragged to hell by the Bronx undead.

Well, that's that. Wanna hear a story?

As I was walking to my apartment tonight after work, I passed a probably 50ish-year-old man. He was lugging a suitcase behind him. He was entirely unremarkable, so I can't really describe him now except to say his approximate age and that he was wearing a light denim jacket. When we passed each on the sidewalk, he got in my face and said to me in a southern drawl, "I'm leaving New York."

And I leave you with that. Good night!

Friday, October 22, 2010

week #43

Tomorrow I am going to play Frisbee with a friend from work and her friends. So hopefully I will make friends and influence people. Odds are though, anyone who knows my Frisbility is concerned at this prospect. Yes, I can stand on the beach and toss a Frisbee back and forth in a person's general direction, but under pressure, my throws become chaotic and... let's say unpredictable. I am slightly worried that my capabilities, or lack thereof, at Frisbee might hinder any friend-making, but I'm going to give it a go anyway. Wish me luck.

Completely random, I know, but I went to the chiropractor today. My spine is all twisted up like a Cedar Point roller coaster, so I'm a regular at this type of doctor. But it was my first trip to the NYC chiro though, so I was pleasantly surprised with this doctor. I really liked him. He does a bunch of work with Broadway stars and dancers -- he's got signed posters all over the office. Obviously, he knows his stuff if the entire cast of Mamma Mia can vouch for him. Dr. Klein has a great bedside manner and is very personable, and I approve of his back fixing methods, but he did just about send me to the therapist when he had me stand with my back to him so he could check out my spine. As he inspected my back, he kept mumbling things like, "oh no, I don't like that at all," or "no, this doesn't make me happy." Basically, I'm a freak show. Somebody get me a bell tower, Quasimodo here needs to go into hiding.

I've got a couple more appointments with him next week so he can straighten me out. He also informed me that this lifestyle jolt of moving from Cleveland (where I didn't walk much of anywhere) to New York (where I walk pretty much everywhere) probably isn't helping any. He then proceeded to perform a party trick by telling me which arm I carry my bag on (my left, his right, correct!) This guy's a real character. Then I left, the whole way back alternating arms to carry my purse in an effort to even my self out.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

midweek blah blah blah

Well, the original intent of this blog is degenerating. A weekly update of new things is turning into... gulp... an actual blooooooooooooooog. Thoughts. Feelings. Midweek unnecessary postings that have little to do with reporting on the actual newness of a thing. EGADS MAN! (Eek. Using exclamation points.)

I was so anti blogging (check out post numero uno), but now I'm doing it all willy nilly. Although, I haven't tagged any of my posts, so it's not really searchable, and it's still pretty secret, but I'm writing more than I thought I would, and about more stuff than originally intended. Not that that's a terrible thing. I'm just freaking out.

So, I went to the 10th Annual International Pickle Day this afternoon. Pretty stellar day. I didn't realize that there were so many places in NYC to get hand made pickles, or pickled products. I had been to one place, but this event had at least 20 pickled product vendors. I ate 6 whole pickles, plus a number of other pickled items like beets, turnips, green beans, and more. I even had some kimchi, which I didn't think I would like, but put that spicy junk on a hot dog or taco, and it's quite tasty. I had a whiskey brined pickle that was probably my favorite. I also had a bloody mary with pickling juice in it that was delicious. OH, and I had a PB&P finger sandwich. What's that you ask? Oh, just peanut butter and pickles, as normal as ever. Not gonna lie though, my stomach was a little bit pickled itself by the time I was done. So I called it a day and came home for a nap.

Tomorrow after work I am supposed to meet up with a group of fellow displaced Pittsburghers to watch the Penguins game at a bar. It'll be my first time meeting up with this group. Hopefully they'll like me and we'll all be best friends by the end of the game. I feel like it's the first day of school all over again. What to wear... what to wear?

Thursday, October 14, 2010

week #42

New things galore.

Want a wrap up of Open House New York? I went to the Grand Lodge of Masons. It was interesting. They have 12 different lodge rooms and they all have different themes - like Egyptian, Colonial, Corinthian, etc. They're actually pretty gaudy some of them. The Egyptian room reminded me of the Cheesecake Factory. Either way, the architecture was pretty cool, but they did not give away any mason secrets, so that was sort of a bummer. I wanted secret ritual details, and Jack the Ripper stories, not stories of Shriners helping children. Barf. I also went to the Ukrainian American Center, which was really just an old building on Central Park West. 1920s swanky.

Also this week, just as an added bonus, a friend of mine happened to have an extra ticket to a taping of the Slate Political Gabfest podcast. Slate is one of the best web sites, and this live taping was fun and thought-provoking. If you listen to the podcast, you'll be able to hear me clapping in the crowd. Booyah. I'm going to be famous.

For next week, I'm going to the International Pickle Day on Sunday. Evidently there is a history of shops that pickle their own cucumbers and other veggies in New York. I've been to the Pickle Guys before, and their pickles were fantastic, so I'm excited to, as the brochure says, see pickle demonstrations and educational displays, as well as, let's face it, eat pickles. That should be fun and delicious. Plus, I always heard pickles were a great cure for a hangover.

I'm distracted with this post. Sorry, I'm catching up on the last however-many seasons of 30 Rock. Streaming Netflix. I wanted to save money and screw over Time Warner a little, so I don't have cable. Besides, I used to work in the evenings, so I never had a chance to enjoy this show when it originally aired. I'm on a 30 Rock bender right now. My mind grapes are turning to mush.

Friday, October 8, 2010

week #41

Boom. Back on track. With a REAL thing too. I know, I've been totally lame since half way through July. (Go ahead, make the obvious joke. I softballed it up there for you...)

Anyway, this week's thing is OHNY. Open House New York -- touring old buildings, and secret caverns, and hidden gems, and places cordoned off to the public. I'm super excited about it. Stop number 1: Grand Lodge of Masons. I find secret societies soooooooo intriguing. I've seen the movie National Treasure, and heard all that Jack the Ripper stuff. Their web site is so innocuous, but I know better. So mysterious those Masons.

There are tons of other places to check out around the city too. Not sure what all I'll make it to depending on lines and such, but the MTA substations, the old churches, abandoned subway tunnels (although I can't go to that one because I don't own a flashlight), they all are so different and interesting. So I'll be spending the weekend exploring. What fun.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

week #40

Are my weeks off? I know this is sort of for last week, and I'll have a post for next week probably tomorrow. So I think I'm still on track, but correct me if I'm wrong.

So I did something this past week, but I forgot what it was. It obviously wasn't too spectacular, but I have a fun one for next week. I was all screwed up and behind because I didn't have internet at home for the past month. Ever since I've been in New York, I've been stealing internet, which didn't work out so hotly when I moved into my own place a few weeks ago. Everyone around here kept their internet under lock and key. No worries though, I'm all hooked up to my very own password protected wireless service, so I'm set for the foreseeable future.

Instead of trying to remember what lame thing I did this week, I'm going to bitch for a minute. New York made me super angry last night and this morning. "How?" you ask? Well, seems that the NY State DOT decided that my quiet, little, residential street needed to be resurfaced or something, so last night, starting at 10 p.m. sharp, jackhammering, bulldozing, shoveling, etc. commenced outside my window. This lovely symphony continued on through the night until 4 a.m. It was a regular effing construction site and I was pissed. At one point, I threw a 3-year-old temper tantrum, kicking and flailing and yelling to no one that I JUST WANNA SLEEP!

What is with the total lack of regard for the people living on my street? I get it. There's a ton of traffic during the day, and it disrupts the flow of cars less if they do roadwork in the dead of night. But come on, it's not like I live on a bustling thoroughfare -- divert the damn traffic to any one of the streets one block over! It doesn't look like the construction is complete either, so I am dreading tonight, or any night in the near future. I bought ear plugs today at the drug store (NYDOT you owe me $3.99) but I'm not sure anything could muffle the sound of a backhoe 30 feet away from my sleeping head.

So that's my complaint this week. Other than that, things have been just peachy. My apartment is coming together nicely. I've got some good, fun outings coming up that I'll tell you about. But for tonight, I'm trying to get to bed early, just in case those jackholes come back with their heavy equipment again tonight.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

week #39

I feel like I've sort of been copping out of the new thing of late. I come up with my new thing of the week after something new happens. Like this week. It was my first real weekend in the city, and my friend from Boston was in town, so went out Friday night for real. Did it up New York style. We spent too much money for drinks, and ended the night with a slice of pizza. It was great. Then today we went to the Brooklyn Flea, and on the subway ride back, I had my very first celebrity sighting -- Mo Rocca! He was right there next to me on the train. Well, sort of ahead and a little to the right, but we were mere feet apart.

So those are all my new things for this week. I'm sorry about my lame new things of late. I'll think long and hard and come up with something really swell for next week. Promise.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

dear people of new york

One of my favorite things to do since I've moved to New York is people watch. I've always enjoyed this pastime and nowhere is there better sport than in NYC. On my first weekend in the city, I took a book (just as a pretense) to Central Park and got some solid gawking in. The most entertaining thing was a girl about 50 feet away from me. She was sitting in the grass, screaming into her cell phone. Evidently, she had a particularly bad day that past week and called her boyfriend, who didn't pick up. He did not call her back in an acceptable amount of time and so received one of the worst verbal assaults I've ever heard. She was screaming expletives into the phone. And saying that it was excessive, coming from me, a person who has a mouth like a sailor, means she had to be saying a LOT. The whole thing made me giggle.

It also made me think about New Yorkers. Here's what I like about the people of this city right off. People act however they want, say whatever and wear whatever they want, and they do it with confidence. I love looking at what people are wearing when person staring. I'm no Carrie Bradshaw, but I like fashion. However, there are things I just wouldn't wear. While walking to the subway this past week, I saw a 20-something woman in high-waisted, pleated, acid-wash jeans. The kind of things I -- though I hate to admit it -- probably owned in the 3rd grade. She paired these with a cropped tank, and high heels. It was very Saved by the Bell with a modern twist. I don't know. Even though it's something I wouldn't wear, she owned it, and made it look fashionable. And I see people like her every day. So you go woman in the canary yellow cat suit, and man with the suit jacket and shorts. You go New York. Rock on with your bad self.

-- but wait ---

Lest you think this post is just a big love fest, I do have one serious pet peeve already. What's with the people jockeying for position at a cross walk? Here's an example. I'm walking to work. I'm on the sidewalk. The traffic signal says "no, not a good time to walk" and cars are buzzing past. So I, rule follower that I am, stop on the sidewalk and wait patiently for the light to change. As I'm standing there waiting, Mr. I'm-in-a-super-hurry walks up and also sees the "crossing now would be a really stupid idea" sign. Instead of standing next to me on the sidewalk, Mr. IIASH, steps out into the street as far as he can possibly go without getting hit by a passing vehicle to wait for the light to change. No, he can't wait on the sidewalk like a normal person, he needs to be mere inches from the cabs whizzing by. That way, he can get a whole 3 feet head start on me when the light actually does change. What's up with that? It happens to me all the time, and while I understand it on side streets and less busy thoroughfares, I don't get why people need to get as far into the street as possible on a street that clearly has 4 lanes of traffic all moving at a steady clip. WTF.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

week #38

Finally! I finally found, viewed, applied for, got, and paid for an apartment in New York City. Wow. Done. Finally. I'll be living a bit north of the Columbia University area, so while maybe not the sexiest address in NYC, it's a place. Of my own. Yep, that's right. It's my own little over-priced studio. Take that all you roommate-seeking jerks who didn't think I was hipster cool enough to share your flat. I can have all the weird sleepovers I want now. Booyah.

So now that the apartment is taken care of, I can finally start doing fun new New York things. I still need to actually move all my junk in, but a weight has been lifted, and it's amazing all the free time I feel like I have now. Instead of seeing 3 places every night after work, and then surfing craigslist during any down time, my time is all mine. What to do... what to do...

I wanted to learn how to curl, but I couldn't find any New York City curling leagues. Perhaps I'm not searching hard enough for that. But man, there are so many things I could do. So many different ways to use my spare time. Volunteering at an animal shelter? Homeless shelter? Join a soccer league? Softball league? Running group? Participate in a language exchange? Take night classes? Knitting lessons? Any suggestions?

Sunday, September 12, 2010

random thoughts during this week #37

Happy first official weekend of football season. Did your team win? Mine did. So, this morning, I had to be over in Brooklyn to look at an apartment, but afterwards, I headed over to a bar called the Public House. It was billed online as THE OFFICIAL Steelers bar in New York. I think the internet was telling the truth. I walked in right at one, and there was one seat left at the bar, and I was probably the only one there not in some sort of Steelers' gear. To my credit though, I'm living out of a suitcase, and when I was packing, I thought I might need more business clothes instead of my Polamalu jersey. (Just kidding. It's a Hines Ward jersey.) So that was a nice way to spend the afternoon. Plus I made friends with my displaced Pittsburgh brethren. It was really a nice afternoon.

Now, I just have a random musing that I want to put out there in the world. So, my current subway stop is Columbus Circle. It's right on the edge of Central Park, and when I'm walking there in the morning, I often look up at the buildings along the edge of the park. (I know, this is blasphemous to true New Yorkers. I was told to never look up, or I'd give myself away as a tourist. Whatever. I don't care.) The reason for my looking up, aside from admiring the architecture, is that I always wonder, "which of these buildings was used as Dana's apartment building in the movie Ghost Busters?" I swear, when I'm looking up at them, with the trees of Central Park in the view, it looks exactly like a scene from the movie. I've been trying to look it up online, but haven't found the right search string yet.

All right kids, I'm out.


Thursday, September 9, 2010

week #37

I just posted this morning, and here I am again. My new week starts tonight at midnight, and I haven't thought of anything yet, except for maybe this: No more bitching about my move.

I was talking to one of my old coworkers in Cleveland today, and I think she put it best when she said, "Well, a bad day in New York is still better than any day in Cleveland." That really got me thinking. Yah, my apartment search is totally sucking, but so what, I'm in New York. No sense putting off the fun until I find a place. Carpe Diem as they say.

Don't get me wrong, I probably will still bemoan some things (my feet HURT), but I'm going to try not to. I don't want your pity.* I'm in New York. I am having fun. Seeing new things. Meeting new people. Eating tons of delicious food. Exploring - OH! the exploring.

So fret not dear followers (Hi Kate and Rems), negative Nancy is gone. And, so, I leave you with these words of wisdom...





* except you mom. I want your pity. And your financial donation to help cheer me up.

week #36

Well, this past Tuesday was my first day of my new job in NYC. Everyone asks, "how's it going?" "are you excited?" "are you nervous?" "are you living it up in the city?" The answer to all of these questions is, I AM STRESSED. I still don't have a place to live. I have a temporary situation worked out, which is fantastic, but isn't permanent. What happens if I don't find a place in a week or two?

So really, work has been fine. New York has been fine -- although I did get verbally accosted on the subway my first day here, but I didn't take it personally. I think the guy was just nuts. If I could just find an apartment I would start regaling you with stories of my big apple adventures, but alas, I am stressed.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

week #35

Alas, dear readers, I am currently writing from the JFK airport in New York. Last week's rambling, optimistic post was a sham. Let me tell you...

So, I was going to be rooming with two girls out in Hoboken, N.J. (or the 'Boke as I had been calling it). Right? So, last me and this girl leave off, she texts me Friday saying "hey roomie, I'll email you the papers to sign on monday." Roomie! She called me roomie -- that's legally binding! Anyway, Monday comes and goes, and no email. So Tuesday morning I send her an email, and get no reply. Wednesday, I call and leave a message. Thursday rolls around and I'm getting nervous. I haven't heard from her, and I'm supposed to be moving in on Saturday. So Thursday, I bring out the big guns. Three calls, one text, one more email. Nothing. Friday, I try one last call, and when it goes unanswered again, I realized I have to quickly devise a plan B. Well, actually, I panic, get depressed, curse the NYC and all its evils, and then devise.

The plan I come up with is to hop on a flight from PIT to JFK early Saturday morning, and come back Saturday night. A total of about 10 hours to find a place. So I figure it's time to call in the professionals, and I call a broker. I look at some places and put in an application and deposit down on an over-priced, tiny studio on the UES, that's actually pretty cute and I will hopefully be able to move in this coming Wednesday. I am cautiously optimistic about this. I'm sure something else will go wrong (perhaps the building will burn down?) but I have to hope that cruel fate is done toying with me -- testing my will to move to New York.

Oh wait, and here's the new thing for the week (no, it wasn't using the realty broker, although that was a first, nor was it being dumped by a roommate): I am sleeping in the airport. My red eye was canceled. HA! So, I'm flying out Sunday morning. At least there's WiFi at the airport though, so I can blog and check my email, and see that potential roommate who will henceforth be known as that stupid *!$*@ emailed me saying that her other roommate doesn't actually want a third roommate, so sorry.

And so, I am begging New York, the fates, any higher being out there, and Suze Orman who's on the TV currently, to please stop messing with me, to help a sister out, to please, please, please, make something in this whole move go right, because I'm not sure how much more I can take.

Friday, August 20, 2010

week #34

Why, hello blog. Sorry I've taken such a hiatus. Many apologies for my lack of new things of late. But I was just in NYC yesterday and today searching for an apartment (umm, new thing), so I have many new things to tell of. In fact, this post may get too wordy and philosophical. I just re-read Eat, Pray, Love, so I'm pretty sure that's the cause of anything that gets too deep.


Anyway, yesterday, I woke up at 4 a.m. -- an ungodly hour for anyone for sure, but especially for someone who works the night shift and didn't hit the hay until well after midnight. So I arrive in New York mid morning, with a list of apartments to see and a second tier list of people to call to set up appointments for later if the #1s don't pan out. How much detail do you want here? I'll go into my depressing day… but if you want the gist, just skip down 4 paragraphs.


The first two places were in Morningside/Harlem. This is not an area I'm too familiar with, but according to the ad, it's just steps away from Columbia University. Columbia was gorgeous. I walked around the campus for a while, and man, I could picture myself living there for sure. When I finally got to the business of heading over to the apartments, my heart slowly sank. "Steps from Columbia" actually meant about 10 blocks and 4 streets in the wrong direction. The apartment wasn't a total dump, but I just couldn't stomach spending $1200 a month, to live in a shack in a sketchy neighborhood. I wasn't too worried though, because, this was only my first stop, I had others lined up.


Well, #3 was a closet. I know, I know, it's New York City, ALL apartments are a closet. But, no, this place literally was a closet. I don't think I could have fit my queen size bed and had room for anything else, including clothes. Three strike outs off the bat and I was starting to get nervous. Then when I got to #4, it seemed to have already been rented "just that morning."


It was now time to start calling my B-list. After that though, I got a number of "Apartment's gone" -- clicks, and also left a few voice mails for people. I set up two more appointments out in Prospect Park, Brooklyn, which can be dodgy I know, but was hoping these places would be in good areas, but no such luck. I actually skipped the appointments I had set up with the owners, because there was no way I was living in that area. So I headed back to my hotel room to regroup, recheck craigslist, and break down and finally call a broker or two. I found that the favorite tactic of the broker is to post an apartment for $1250, but upon calling, tell you "sorry, that apartment is gone, but I have one for $1400 in that neighborhood."


I was thoroughly defeated at this point. I mean, really, really questioning whether New York wanted me. I knew this was going to be hard, but I didn't think it would be as soul crushing as this. A friend of mine from Cleveland was helping me search the web for places to try, and sent me a link to an ad for a roommate. A call, text, and visit later that night, and TADA -- I have a place to live in Hoboken, N.J. for at least the next 4 months. What a sense of relief. (Roommate also equals new thing (discounting college of course.))


So I got a place to live. Hoboken is pretty cool. The roommate seems pretty great (she texted me this morning and called me "roomie"). And my mojo was coming back. I AM going to kick this city's ass, thank you very much. So, since I was officially going to become a resident, I thought I'd use my last chance as a tourist to take one of those double decker bus tours (also new). It was fun, interesting, relaxing, and a great way to see the city and get a tan -- or in my case, a sunburn. I went to Times Square. I did some shopping at Century 21 (new). I had some really fantastic sushi near Wall Street. I visited ground zero for the first time ever, which was pretty awe inspiring.


*moment of silence*


Then, when my feet were aching and I couldn't stand acting like a tourist anymore, I hopped a subway train and a bus (I am so proud of my bus-taking abilities) back to LGA. And now, I'm writing this on the plane back to Cleveland. I'm just drafting this up, to be posted when I get back to my apartment, because typing on your computer on the plane makes you look big and important. I'm doing work here people, not reading some smut novel like the rest of you schmucks. Oh, time to power down, we're coming in for a landing. Hopefully I'll be back to regular blogging from here on out. I actually think I might end up doing more than regular blogging, because there is so much to do in New York. I can't wait to get there. I can't wait to do anything and everything!

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

week #31 - 32 - 33

Oh dear... I'm super behind. Many apologies. Thing is, I'm busy and stressed with packing up my life and shipping it off to NYC. If you want to stretch the rules a bit, I'm sure I've been doing new stuff like posting my apartment on craigslist, trying to get out of my lease in the Cleve, straightening out bills, apartment searching for places in New York, calling brokers, looking at roommate ads (what is the difference between a sleepover and a "weird sleepover?"), canceling bills/services/utilities, and much more. Ugh... there is so much to do.

Today I'm showing my apartment to a person who will hopefully love my place and take over my lease. If this happens, I will probably die of happiness. Getting out of my Cleveland lease has proved to be the most difficult and stressful part of the moving process (and heck, I don't even have a place to live in the big apple yet). I'm hoping this showing goes well, because I am sorta thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some creep to murder my in my own apartment and steal all my valuables. Although, I think he would be disappointed with what few valuables I have. (A Wii and the whole Bourne Identity Trilogy... SCORE!)

So... sorry for my lack of newness, my boring old same self. I promise I'll make up for it later in the year with *gasp* two new things in a week.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

week #30

Whew, back on schedule. I'm starting self defense class this week. I figured, since I'm going to be moving to the big, scary city, I better to be able to defend myself when someone wants to steal the $3 in my wallet. But, wait, I'm not just taking ANY self defense class. Oh no no no. I'm taking Krav Maga!



I will be a lean, mean, killing machine. Watch out. In a couple of weeks, if you tap me on the shoulder, I might just turn around and snap all the bones in your hand and break your nose.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

week #29

I'm moving to NYC. I got a new job within my company and it's in our New York office, so come late August, I'll be a New Yorker!

I don't have a ton to say about this right now. I'm sorta stressed with trying to find an apartment, because there are so many, and they're so expensive. Do I want to go through a broker? Can I afford to live downtown? Do I want to live in Brooklyn? Queens? NJ? This posting has no picture of the apartment but it sounds nice, should I call? Email? It's all very daunting and time consuming to sift through all the information.

But, I am excited. Sad to be leaving some really great friends here, but definitely excited. I hope you'll all come visit me. And, if anyone has any apartment advice, or know someone with a really amazing apartment they want to rent me for cheap, let me know.

week #28 - gaga update

Sorry this took so long - I've had a whirlwind week (read all about it in my new thing for week #29 (post to come in like 10 minutes)). So, Lady Gaga. Let me share with you some pictures to get you in the mood.




This is the friend I went to the show with. Her outfit was great. She made her own disco-ball bra.



I took about a million photos of fans who were all gaga-ed out. I'll only post a couple - but let me tell you, this concert was a feast for the eyes even before it began.


Most. Amazing. Outfit. Ever.



Okay, so the actual concert. It was pretty awesome. If you remember back to week #1 when I started all this, you'll know that this was my very first concert ever. And what a way to start. Like her music or not, Lady Gaga put on a show. It was about two and a half hours, 10 costume changes, five set changes, and tons of dancing and lights and pyrotechnics. Her voice sounded just as good in concert as it does on the radio - in fact, I might say better, because it was live and she could add different inflections, and give ol' Cleveland a shout out or two.

I would also like to point out that I was really surprised by the number of parents who brought their 8-9-10 year old daughters. This show was most definitely NOT rated PG. It didn't bother me any, of course, but I'm not sure if I had a kid I would want her seeing and hearing some of this stuff at a young age. Lady Gaga "ate" a heart, there was tons of swearing, the lead singer for the opening act was naked on stage. There were drunk fans puking in the seats (I thought I had a picture of the girl in front of us who vommed on the girls and seats in front of her, but alas, I did not). So, call me old fashioned, but I just thought it was odd for some of those youngsters to be there.

So yah, that was my first concert. Lady Gaga popped my cherry.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

week #28

I've been excited for this week for quite a while. Tomorrow night, I'm going to my veeeeeeeeeeery first concert ever. Hello Lady Gaga. Here I come!

I'll tell you more about it later. Tonight I'm just going to try to sleep and think of all the glittery, crazy costumes that I'm going to see tomorrow. I think, to honor Gaga, I'm not going to wear any pants. NO PANTS!

Thursday, July 1, 2010

week #27

Happy July all. So for this week and the foreseeable future, I've become a freelance artist. Whoa, I know you're thinking this is out of the blue, but wait, let me explain. I may just be an editor to some of you, fixing commas, adjusting punctuation on quotes (come on people, learn how to quote someone!), explaining the difference between it's and its, etc., but actually, I have a degree in digital design and have taken tons of art and design classes.

My friend Mitch is always telling me to get out there and use that knowledge and talent, but I haven't. I think I'm a little worried about my skill level. Sometimes when you see your work next to your peers and you think, "oh, their piece is great, I should have changed this or that," it does put a little doubt in your mind. But I guess people are probably looking at your stuff thinking the same thing. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that.

Anyway, I joined this web site where I can post my stuff, and people can determine if they want to use me for a freelance project like creating a flyer or illustration or whatever, and I can also browse listings of people who need to have work done and bid on the job. What's the worst that can happen? I make a little extra money, add work to my portfolio, gain a little exposure -- all wins here.

Plus this gets me one step closer to becoming a recluse, expat artist living in an obscure European city. Oh, how very Hemingway.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

and so starts my career as a world's strongest man competitor

I pulled a plane today. A big 737 plane. With 19 coworkers, yes, but I'm pretty sure I was the one actually pulling the plane. Check out my form:




Well, sadly, our team came in last place. Hard to believe I know, after looking at all those body builders in the photo here, but tis true. Our time was about 9 seconds. However, we were #2 in terms of money raised for the Special Olympics, so doesn't that really make us the big winners of the day?

Friday, June 25, 2010

week #26

Whoa. We're at the halfway point. Can't believe the year is half over. YAY - Christmas is only 6 months away.

I'm pulling a plane this week. Check me out. I'm part of a 20-person team that will pull a 737 12-feet. It's all for a good cause, but come on, how many people will ever get to say, "oh, yah, I've pulled a plane."

It's an early Sunday morning for me. Off to the airport at 8:30 a.m. I'll let you know how it goes. Go Team PRN.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

week of the warrior

I was looking forward to this week for months. WARRIOR DASH! Did you check out the web site? No? what the... All right, here's the gist. It's basically a 5K with 12 obstacles -- things like climbing over junkyard cars and cargo nets, jumping over fire, crawling through mud, lots of fun stuff like that.

I don't know if you know me, but I'm not really much of a runner. I'm doing this whole "mile challenge" thing too, so it's not like I'm super out of shape. But honestly, I'm about a 10-minute miler. I'm going to try to get that lower, but that's where I'm at in my old age. So my goal for the race was to do it in under 45 minutes. I wanted to give myself some breathing room. Guess how long it took... 36 minutes and some change. For me, that's like lightening.

It was really tons of fun. Muddy, muddy fun. Tiring as well, but a great time with great people. Here's a photo op of the dashers. Sadly, one dasher suffered a pre-race injury and didn't get to run, but I want to sign up for the warrior dash in Delaware, so maybe we'll all regroup there.




Oh, and you want to hear a bit about last week's no-sugar challenge? I failed. Twice I broke down and cheated. I'll have to make another effort for that one at a later date. I just love me some sugar. And my office doesn't help. Not when every single day someone is bringing in brownies, doughnuts, cookies, cake, baklava, pie, candy...


Saturday, June 19, 2010

week #25

Off to warrior dash today. Check it out. www.warriordash.com

Sunday, June 13, 2010

day 3 - week #24

All right... I failed. I didn't mean to - and I plan on continuing on the rest of the sugar-free week, and I'll add on a day or two for good measure. But here's what happened.

I was able to deftly navigate Friday and Saturday without going for any dessert. So I had breakfast this morning, and walked into work and found a note on my desk that said I had a Schmidt's cream puff waiting for me in the fridge. A SCHMIDT'S JUMBO CREAM PUFF! I don't know if any of you are a fan of the TV show Man vs. Food, but these things were on there. My friend had been to Schmidt's in Columbus over the weekend and brought one back for me. I can't say no to that. Impossible. I'm never in Columbus, and even if I am there, I'm never able to get to Schmidt's.

So... sadly... at 10 p.m. ET this evening, I failed.

I'm going right back at it, though.

I honestly didn't even eat the whole thing. Really I didn't. But maaaaaan, it was gooooooooooood.

Friday, June 11, 2010

day 1 - week #24

Day 1: So far, so good. I didn't succumb to temptation when I went out to eat tonight. Although man, the cheesecake sounded delicious. I got a withdrawal headache around 9 p.m. Not to worry though, 2 beers eased the pain.

On a side note: Do you think about Christina Aguilera much? Right, me neither. But the other day I was at the gym, just treadmilling along and Live with Regis and Kelly was on the TV. I glanced up at one point and was super excited to see Lady Gaga was on. The sound wasn't on, so I watched it for a bit, and all of sudden realized it wasn't Gags, it was Xtina. Look at her! Stealing Lady G's signature no-pants look. I really never had any feelings about Christina, good or bad, but now I'm pretty annoyed at her. I really feel like she's trying to be Lady Gaga. Get your own look Christina. I know your dirty hair, leather chaps, look never took off, but come on. Massive fail Christina, massive fail.



Oh snap - immediate update. I just googled them both and seems like I'm not the only one who thinks Christina is a copycat. And to make matters worse, Christina's response?

"This person [Lady Gaga] was just brought to my attention not too long ago. I'm not quite sure who this person is, to be honest. I don't know if it is a man or a woman."

OH FRIGGING SNAP


week #24

So, last week.

I kept trying to think of something to do last week, and then all of a sudden it was Friday and now it's a new week. Sorry. I know it's a big disappointment. I'm disappointed, but I just couldn't think of anything. I mean, I was trying to come up with something sad like "watched a new movie," but I didn't even do that.

This week though, I'm giving up sugar. Another sort of cop out week, but I've got some good stuff coming up soon, just you wait and see. Plus, the sugar thing is going to be hard. I think I am addicted. Lately I just feel like I always am craving candy or cookies or brownies or ice cream or whatever. I'm almost ashamed to say it, but my favorite thing to eat recently is a hershey's chocolate bar, with creamy jif peanut butter, with sugar on it. Straight, white, granulated sugar. When you are topping chocolate and peanut butter with extra sugar, I think there's a problem. So I'm going to try to make it through this week without it. I mean, I guess just desserts, because there's sugar in everything. But no chocolate, cake, cookies, candy, etc. for me. No thanks.

Also, I want to amend a post I made a couple weeks ago about a bar by my house called "Carney's." I'm taking back my rave reviews. It's still a nice looking bar, and has a dog, and serves Blatz, but the other night some friends and I were there and overheard the management saying some inappropriate things. Things that I won't repeat, and that I don't agree with at all. So I don't want to be associated with a kind of place like that. Who knows, maybe they have rallies in the basement, I don't know. I'm just saying, in a town full of pretty great dive bars, I can find a better one than this.

week #23

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Sunday, May 30, 2010

week #22

Wow, I had a night of newness today. I had planned to go to the Cleveland Rib Cook-off this weekend, and I miraculously had my Sunday night free instead of working. So, I met up with two friends and headed down to the Time Warner Amphitheater for some rib eating. Just going to the festival was going to be new enough for me, but oh no, there was more to come. First, we decided that to maximize our rib variety, we would get a tasting portion of 3 or 4 rib bones from each place so we got to try more. We ended up trying 6 of the 10 cook-off competitors. We had two favorites, but I like Texas Thunder the best. The ribs were meaty and tender and the sauce was thick and sweet and spicy.

The rib fest alone would have been enough for me, since I've lived in Cleveland for almost four years and hadn't made it to the cook-off yet. While there though, I knocked out another new thing, sorta. I've never been to a concert. If you know me, or read the first entry of this blog, you knew that already. You also probably knew that I'm planning on rectifying that this year. It was supposed to be a surprise, but I have tickets to the Lady Gaga concert in July. SURPRISE! I'll talk more about that in a later post. It related to this post though in that I had my first taste of concert-going at the rib cook-off. L.A. Guns. Live.




The sound was great, classic, hair metal, and the crowd was fantastic. I really wish I had my camera to capture the eclectic mix of people there. Quite some characters. We only stayed for a few songs, but it was pretty fun.

Wait, don't leave yet, one more new thing happened tonight. After the ribs and music, we wanted to get some beer because the brewskis at the event were super expensive so we went to this little place by my apartment called Carney's. Evidently this place has been on my street foooooorrrrreeeevvvvveeeerrrrrr, but just recently they did some remodeling and actually put up a sign that they were there. I love a place with history. It's a total blue collar place and local laborers had been going there for years even without the sign. You just had to know it was there. The people were friendly. The place was clean and well decorated. And Billy the dog roamed around and I wanted to take him home with me. In short, I love this place. Also, I had a Blatz. Who has Blatz beer anymore? It went down like water and I'm pretty sure I'll have the biggest hangover tomorrow, but who knows. Blatz. Classic.

Friday, May 21, 2010

week #21

Got all my new stuffing in already this week. Ended up sorta being two things -- one planned, one... not so much. First, I planned to go to the local comedy club with a friend. We saw the guys from Broken Lizard. You know, the geniuses behind Super Troopers and Beer Fest. They were pretty funny and I had never been to a real comedy club before. I mean, one time Daniel Tosh came to my college and I went and saw him, but that's it. And, to this day, he still tells my favorite joke. Yep. The floor is lava. I grew up poor. YouTube it.

The other new thing is that I am now blogging on a MacBook. I feel like a grown up. My old computer went on the fritz Friday morning. I don't work on Fridays, so after a night out on Thursday, I got up and tried to get on the world wide interweb and it just wouldn't connect. I took it to a couple repair guys, they said it was toast, so I spent the afternoon at Best Buy talking to a geek. So now I feel very Sarah Jessica Parker circa 2001 . Carrie Bradshaw now uses an HP evidently. Not me though. I'm enjoying my hipster coolness.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

week #20

Spent the weekend in Pittsburgh getting my new thing on. First, let's talk about driving in Pittsburgh. Now, don't get me wrong, the 'burgh is my city, but come on PA, those roads, that construction, signage people, signage! My brother and I ended up going about 100 miles all over the countryside just to get about 15 miles east. I saw more of Aliquippa, Sewickly, Etna, and Coraopolis than I ever wanted. Fun though, that we got to go old school with a Rand McNally map. In your face GPS.

We went to the Pittsburgh roller derby on Saturday night. Wow. I'm used to the Cleveland bouts, but my first time watching the Steel City Derby Demons was something else. I mean, these girls were serious. Their coach was out there making them do drills before the bout. Gotta say, this girl called Hurricane Heather was the BEST derby girl I'd ever seen. She got rocked in the first jam and had to be evaluated by the EMTs, but came back later. If the Steel Hurtin' (get it, Steel Curtain, Pittsburgh, get it??) are ever derby-ing around where you live, go watch them.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

week #20 - thoughts for the upcoming week

So this is what I was afraid of. Here it is, a couple months into the year, and I'm out of ideas. This makes me feel like a boring, boring person. I mean, what happened to the spontaneous girl who flew off to Alaska for a few days by herself. Me. Alaska. Alone. That was how awesome I used to be. Now I'm counting "going to the library" as a new thing.

I mean, as my brother Sonny told me, "they can't all be Lady GaGa concerts and Warrior Dashes." Truer words have never been spoken. But still, I need to step up my game on this thing. Gotta get my awesome, fun, spur-of-the-moment, mojo back.

Monday, May 10, 2010

week #19

Not much to report for this week. My new thing was to head out to Bowling Green Ohio and watch my little bro graduate. (Hi Sonny!) Now all of my siblings and I are contributing members of society. All grown up. Makes me feel old, not gonna lie. And also lonely in a weird way. See, the little brother is starting an internship this week in Pittsburgh (at the University of Pittsburgh to be exact) and so he's moving in with the older brother in Pittsburgh. So now they're both living it up together in the Steel City, and I'm here in Cleveland. Alone.

Wow. That was a sad graph. It's not so bad. I just really like hanging out with the family. We're a fun bunch, just ask anyone who knows us. Life. of. the. party. And I feel like I'm missing out.

I think I'm going to move to Italy.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

week #18 loophole?

So, TVs in bars... do they count? I try to not to watch, but they're everywhere you turn. SportsCenter in my face from every direction.

No TV at home has been going pretty smoothly. I find I have a lot more time to do stuff. I've been getting ready for a shindig I'm hosting at my apartment on Friday. (If you're in town, stop by.) I find I have a lot more time to clean, shop, organize, and prepare when Tough Love Couples isn't being repeated at midnight.

The other night I did watch a movie on my computer. Has anyone ever seen The Boy in the Striped Pajamas? Holy Hell. It is heart wrenching. I dare anyone to watch it without crying. Crying, and then spending the next two days wondering what is wrong with humanity. I am still in shock. I mean... I don't... how... it's just... what the... wow...

Sunday, May 2, 2010

week #18

Howdy.

Originally this week was going to have something to do with the Kentucky Derby, but alas, my plans of getting up early on Saturday to drive six hours and wear a hat and sip mint juleps were dashed. So this week had to be re-thunk.

I ended up with this: No TV.

I work nights, so I don't watch a lot of primetime shows. But it is nice to come home from a long day of work and just switch on the TV and veg out for an hour or two before heading to bed. But I'm sure there are other, more useful ways to spend my time. Like going to play outside, cleaning the apartment, scanning the internet for great youtube clips, reading a book. Maybe this book...



I actually sorta slipped up this afternoon. I think my one big obstacle for the week is going to be Penguins games. Just today, shortly after 2 p.m. I flipped on NBC because that's the channel the online interweb told me would be showing the game. Not in Cleveland though. Nope. Sucky Indians games trump play-off hockey. Screw you Cleveland. SCREW. YOU.

Then I remembered I wasn't even supposed to be watching TV so I clicked it off straight away.

Monday, April 26, 2010

week #17

I've been meaning to post this all week, but kept forgetting. This week's new thing is just for me. It's not anything wild or crazy or whatever. You know how when something bugs you and you complain about it a lot, and then people give you suggestions on how to make it better, but you just make excuses and keep complaining. I just decided to do something about something that's been bothering me. So there. It's not super secret or anything. It's actually just sorta boring so I don't know what to write about it.

The end.

Monday, April 19, 2010

week #16 - hollering back

Sorry I left you hanging on the new thing for this week. I bought roller skates.

Buying something seems like a cop out for the new thing (hey, I spend money all the time) but once the roller skates get here I can actually do some new thing-ing. You see, I don't think I've ever been roller skating.

Growing up, the nearest skating rink was about a half hour or so away from my house, so I didn't get a chance to go much. I remember going with a youth group or something on a bus trip one time, but after getting there someone in our group got in trouble for smoking in the bathroom. So we were all loaded back onto the bus and shipped back home. I don't even think I had a chance to put skates on. AND I also don't think I got my skate rental money back. Damn you Kenny Reynolds.

So I ordered some roller skates online. Nothing too fancy. Just something to get me started so I can hone my skills and one day become queen of the roller derby! I listen to this song once a day to get me pumped up.



I know it's really about sex, but who cares. It's also about roller skating and stalking boys. Done and done.

Oh, and on a side note. I keep reading articles about other people doing new things in 2010. There was that suicide guy I wrote about a few weeks ago and now there's this silly broad. I mean, come on people, if you're going to copy my new year's resolution, can you at least half ass it like the rest of us???

Saturday, April 17, 2010

week #16

Oh geez, sorry for the lack of posting of late. Life has sorta been getting in the way recently, but hopefully things are back to normal. First, let's talk about bodybuilding competitions for a minute.

So I went to the 2010 Natural Bodybuilding and Figure Competition last weekend to watch my brother's first bodybuilding show. He was in two categories and came in 5th in both (although we all agree he should have placed higher in the one). They give out awards up to 5th place so it's cool that he got to go home with two trophies in his first competition. Now, I have to say, the whole competition was sort of an experience. My brother got down to like 2% body fat and when he flexed he looked like Mr. Body...


I didn't realize there was all this yelling at these things -- "flex," "harder," "keep your legs tight," "blow the air out" -- it's all very crazy. The fake tans were a little hard to get past. But on stage, I could definitely see a difference between the guys with the tans and the ones without. (But, come on, some guys just looked dirty. I mean, use common sense, go to a professional.) Anyway, it was interesting, and I was impressed by the dedication it takes to do that. I wouldn't be able to give up my carbs and sugar. No way.

This week... can I get back to you on that?

Thursday, April 8, 2010

week #15

This blog has not been very funny of late. Booooooooring. But guess what I'm doing this weekend?

No, not that.

Going to a Body-Building-Fitness-Figure-Competition. Yep, that's right. Me and my 1-pack are modeling -- wait, I can't even lie about this. My brother and his girlfriend are in this thing. I'm not even sure what exactly it's called, but I'll be sure to update as soon as I know what all this is about. All I know is there will be muscly boys. And to that I say, boo-frickin-yah.

Friday, April 2, 2010

week #14

I really don't understand many of my quirks and weird ways. I'm a social enigma, what can I say. However, I do think I'm one of the most ambivalent people ever. Okay, maybe not ever, but I just don't care about a lot of things.

But, the other night I watched Food, Inc. It's a documentary about where our food in the U.S. comes from. It was amazingly interesting and also quite disturbing. It's astounding to realize the chemicals that are in your food, and the way giant corporations treat animals, farmers, and us, the consumer. The movie is just graphic enough to really make you want to change your habits.

Right after watching it, I went and cleaned out some of the processed junk I had in my cupboards and got rid of the frozen chicken I had in the freezer. I think the scenes about how chickens are raised really hurt my heart. And while no, I'm not giving up chicken, I'm also not going to buy just any old package off the shelf anymore.

Side note: Another great show that makes you think about food differently is Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution. I recommend you view it. It's more about the way Americans eat all processed food and we're all fat cows.

So, after all my television watching, I decided this week's thing is not really for this week, but hopefully for the rest of my life. I'm going to try to be more socially responsible in my grocery shopping. Buy local. Buy organic. Know where your food is coming from. Make dinner from scratch. Yay for a healthy person and planet. Yay for having an opinion. No more ambivalence.

Friday, March 26, 2010

week #13 equals

MASSIVE FAIL

week #13

Hey, come down to the Boneyard tonight (err, I guess it's also called Forti's, but it'll always be the Boneyard in my heart). I'm guest bartending. Sorta. I think. I've never been a bartender. I grew up in a restaurant and bar that my grandparents owned and my mom worked at, so I know how to pour a good draft. I really just don't know how to make shots and mixed drinks and such, but whatever, it's all in good fun.

Okay, so maybe I wouldn't really call it guest bartending, because I'll probably only do it for a little bit of time. But the bartenders there are good guys and know me and said I could get behind the bar for a while. Just don't ask me for anything difficult. No one ever needs to order an Appletini anyway.

Side note: As I'm writing this, I'm watching "The Prestige" on TV. This movie sucks me in every time. Hugh Jackman. Christian Bale. Michael Caine. Magicians trying to outdo each other. The big twist at the end. Great movie. That's all. I don't have anything witty to say about it. Just wanted to say I really like it.

Monday, March 22, 2010

week #12 update

So, got back from New York City Sunday night. Man, what fun. Here's a list of some new stuff:

  • ate cow heart
  • dined at the Spotted Pig
  • managed to be fully functional for 3 days while getting less than 7 hours of sleep
  • finally started to learn my way around NYC a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle bit
  • shared a cab with a random girl and then threatened her life
  • ate falafel (I know right. I totally should have had that by now.)
  • PICKLES
  • did NOT make any purchases aside from food and booze

I'm sure there's a bunch of other stuff that I forget/can't think of now. But, my brain is fried. Seriously, when people ask me a question, it takes me a good 5 seconds for what they just said to me to register. I think the weekend killed all my good brain cells leaving me barely able to function.

Oh, and one other new thing that has nothing to do with New York. I renewed my lease on my apartment. Yep, I'm staying put this year. For as long as I've been living on my own, I've changed apartments every time my lease was up (and sometimes before) but not in 2010. YAY year of new things.



Thursday, March 18, 2010

week #12

First, let me tell you, the cherry thing didn't work. However, I was told that this wasn't a fair chance for cherries. March is not cherry-time. So, I'll probably have to re-attempt this in the summer when cherries are in season.

Guess what I'm doing tomorrow morning? It's off to NYC for me and a few friends. I've been there a bunch of times, so going to NYC isn't new. But I'm sure new stuff will be done. Some things I'll tell you about when I get back, and some things will probably die with me, or just get posted to Facebook. Peace out, yo.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

week #11

I hate cherries. I am generally a culinary goat. I'll try anything. But cherries, I just can't get past cherries. I don't like the actual fruit. I don't like the ones you get on top of sundaes. I don't like cherry-flavored anything. I'm skeptical of red colored candy because it could be strawberry, ooooor, it could be cherry.

When I was in college, I read this article about businessmen in Japan. Doing business in Japan meant that CEOs and such from the US had to respect the customs and culture of the execs from Japan, which meant going out and eating sushi. The article went on to say the US businessmen would have to eat sushi, even if they didn't like it, so as not to offend their Japanese hosts. The trick to teaching yourself to like something, was doing it/eating it for 9 days. (I think it was 9 days... it could be a week or two weeks, but I can't find this article on the internet and for some reason that number sticks out, so I'm going with it.)

I really like sushi, so doing business in Japan would be A-Okay for me, but I'm trying to use this theory on my hatred of cherries. I'm eating 2 cherries a day for this week. Maybe at the end of the week I will LOVE cherries, but I'm doubtful. I think I have some repressed cherry memories from when I was a kid. Or maybe it's that I was scarred from that scene from the Witches of Eastwick where they all start spitting up cherry pits.

Monday, March 8, 2010

week #10 - mid-week new thing

Bonus new thing this week - new tooth paste! I felt like a real loser tonight as I checked out of Giant Eagle with my brand new purchase. Who gets excited over tooth paste? Well, evidently I do. So, as I was going over my options in the tooth paste aisle, I kept thinking of how much I hate the shape of tooth paste tubes. They always get so messy at the top, and I can never get all the paste out of it and one time I didn't quite pay enough attention and got cinnamon flavored and it was awful. Anyway, I decided to try the new Iso Active tooth paste.



Look at how exciting it seems. I started out really disappointed with it. It's supposed to get all foamy in your mouth to seek out those "hard to reach places." I am a piss poor flosser, so I thought this might help get all those crevices between my teeth. (Except for the front two, which have a gap so wide in between it could fit a semi... ooooooooooh snap.) The foaming action was not quite as "active" as billed. Plus, the minty flavor seemed a bit weak. I was going to write off this tooth paste as a waste of money, but then...

It's been almost 20 minutes since I brushed and the minty clean feeling seems to have intensified. It's like it's still foaming and cleaning in my mouth. And, the different mechanism for getting the cleaning agent out makes my previous issues with tubes of tooth paste obsolete. Day one, brush one, and I think I'm a fan.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

week #10



Ummm... so the no alcohol thing is just not for me. Not that I was out boozing it up every night, but you know what, after a long hard week at work, I just want a beer with my burger for dinner. So, I guess in the end it just turned out that I drank a lot less. I just practiced more self control. Not out till 2 a.m. dancing on the bar and such. Oh, speaking of which, there's a new Larry Flynt Hustler Club opening next to my apartment in two weeks. Just saying - stop on by.

This week I'm going to the library. I have my library card, but I just don't use it and there's a gorgeous-looking library building downtown. I used to love going to the library when I was younger. I'm a huge fan of books. I love the way they feel and smell. I could never get a Kindle because you don't get the same feel. Anyway, I used to love going to the library to look at all the books, and then sit and people watch. I kind of miss it, so I'm going to rectify that situation. Plus, you can check out music CDs and then rip them to your computer, and then my DJ career will take off.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

week #9

Forgot to post this the other night. I'm not drinking alcohol this week. Prohibition - WOOOOO.

When I was in college and would come home for fall break or christmas break or whatever, my dad used to always joke about checking to see if my brothers or I had the DTs. "Oh, good, you aren't all shakey. Guess you aren't an alcoholic yet." Yep, that's the kind of family I had. Alcoholic jokes. We're classy.

Anyway, it's been a day and a half and I'm not twitching yet. I really only drink of the weekends, so I don't think this will be too hard. It's good to take some time off every once and a while. Cleanse the system. Give the ol' liver a rest.

Anyone want to meet up later for a hot cocoa perhaps?



(Check out that gal on the bottom left. She's a real looker.)

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Week #8

Why hello week 8. Nice to see you. My word, this year is just flying by.

My birthday is this week. It'll be the first time ever in my life I turn - gasp - 27. I'm also going to a new bar for my bday get together. My friend Andy and I are sharing the day because we were born mere hours apart (my first joint birthday event). That's enough new for the week. Maybe I'll go to a new restaurant as well. I don't know, I just don't want to do something restrictive for my favorite week of the year. I was going to give up TV for the week, but then remembered... OLYMPICS.

Ooooooooh Olympics. I could watch them forever. I don't care which sport - curling, speed skating, snowboarding, ski jump - I love them all. Honestly though, I get a little depressed that now, turning 27, I am most likely too old to acheive my dream of becoming an Olympian. I mean, for the 2014 games I'll be 31. That's like 124 in Olympic years. I will have to settle for oogling Shaun White, Apolo Ohno, Jonny Moseley, and the like.

So, to recap this post:
- I'm turning old on Monday
- I'm obsessed with the Olympics
- I have a bit of a crush of Shaun White... there, I said it. It's all that glorious, unruly red hair.
- I'm semi-punking out of my new thing this week.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Week #7

Sorry for being a little behind this week. First, let's talk about the new beer new thing from last week. I think I'm going to keep it going for a while longer. I only had 6 new beers for the week. Nothing impressive or life altering. Although, I found a few beers that I now know I like. And I'm pretty sure I can safely say I don't like IPAs. Life lesson learned.

Oh, and you know how a couple weeks ago I signed up for art school? This past Tuesday was my first class. I was a little nervous, and I showed up late. I hate being late. It was snowing that night, so traffic was a little slower than normal, and also, the buildings aren't clearly marked so I couldn't find where I was supposed to be. I was only 5 minutes late, but I was sure it would cause the teacher to hate me right off the bat. But, there was someone even later than me and someone else's cell phone went off in class (umm... really?), so I think I'm good. Anyway, it was fun and I remembered a lot from my earlier design classes. Basically, I am a star pupil.

Oh, but this week's new thing - you want to hear about that right. Well, I went to a psychic. I've never done that before (obviously) - tarot cards and palm reading and all that jazz. I don't believe in it, but I thought it would be fun if nothing else. So, what my palm wrinkles say about me is the following:

1. I have a long life and health line. I've always thought I would die young, so this is good news.
2. I'm strong willed. (Isn't that how people describe a misbehaving child? "Oh no, my kid isn't a holy terror, she's just strong willed.")
3. There's going to be a change in my life in about 6 months. Can't wait till August.
4. She seemed really surprised that I am not now, nor have I ever been married. Sheesh, she's worse than my mother.
5. I need to let go of negativity.

Let's talk about this last one for a minute. I told a couple friends about my reading, and they laughed immediately at this. I want to say, while yes, I am great at complaining and bitching, I do not have a negative outlook in general. Just like Kirk Douglas, I have a lust for life. I'm like a ray of sunshine.

No offense Fay, you're a lovely dame, but I think I might go to another psychic to see how the two reading stack up.